Is your teen practicing…shamanism?

America’s finest news source asks, “Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens are Practicing Shamanism?”

The  Onion’s In The Know Reports:

Choice quote upon finding out that one of the panelist’s sons was acting a little funny:

I would have grabbed him by the ear and told him don’t bother to explain young man. You were practicing seider rune shamanism. And I’m taking away your moon phase ornaments and turning you over to the dream eaters.

Also, “glass wand”. I love it.

Spotted via Erynn’s LiveJournal.

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