Zombie Plague Seasonal Ornaments

The winter holiday season seems to arrive earlier and earlier each year, and this year is no exception. It may only be November, but these Zombie Plague Tree Ornaments have beens old out since October 23rd at Esty.com.

Just in time for Hallowe’en you may think, but these little guys were intended for your Christmas tree. However, the message on the reverse side seems vague enough that it can apply to any holiday season. Zombies year round¹ From the site:

“This time next year, you will be fighting the zombie plague, so enjoy the holiday while you can.”

They kinda look like baby JTHM to me.

How sweet.

I hope they restock so I can buy a few. (While I still can.)

Footnotes:

1. I imagine they’d be especially popular at Easter. [back]

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