And the winner is…

By Psyche | May 26, 2008 | Print This Post | E-mail This Post | Comments Off

The People have spoken and declared Eyeago‘s Erisian haiku, “Discordian Death Epic Haiku in Five Chapters”, to be The Prettiest One:

King Kong died for You:
Ingrate domestic primate.
Banana peel death.

Five finger discount
Dun dun dun Dunnnnn, badum pshhh
Gobble gobble hey.

A Fnordian Slip
Aneristic nay-sayer
Hey: pull my finger

I lay, my deathbed
Eris descends, glorious
She farts on my face.

Discombobulate
Five tons of flax I become,
No longer a pope.

He wins a copy of Kaostar!: Modern Chaos Cunning Craft, by Francis Breakspear.

Thanks to all those who participated, the haikus we received were highly entertaining, you can still view all the entries for the Erisian Haiku Contest here.

Hope everyone had fun!

Psyche is the editor of ahrfoundation.org and the curator for the occult resource SpiralNature.com, Psyche also operates a tarot consultation business, Psyche Tarot. She has been published in The Cauldron, Konton, Tarot World Magazine, among other magazines, and her essay “Strategic Magick” appeared in Manifesting Prosperity (Megalithica, 2008).

Psyche's website is http://www.ahrfoundation.org.